taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

posted on April 24 with 14,918 notes via veilocity (source: grindlebone)

percypeetapotterfan:

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

image

DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???

OH MY GODS

somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

posted on April 24 with 59,912 notes via brennbug (source: archaeology)
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.

jackthevulture:

therealabiril:

jackthevulture:

I honestly hope that every one of you just pictures me like

image

pretty much but i was imagining you using your wings to type

The struggle of bendyfeathers would be so real.  Though I would have a very clean keyboard.

posted on April 24 with 135 notes via jackthevulture

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

posted on April 24 with 235,771 notes via swoobats (source: scuzzmutt)

darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see  #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story  #you don’t see yourself as the hero  #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes  #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes 

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

ultrafacts:

Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog

These dudes are legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

posted on April 24 with 193,319 notes via brennbug (source: ultrafacts)
costa-rican-connect-941:

Damn my nigga flash

costa-rican-connect-941:

Damn my nigga flash