okay guys this was the best scene in the entire movie listen
pitch you mother fucker
FUCK YES IT’S BACK
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
I’ve done this out of habbit about 5,000 times.
This is the story of how I died. But don’t worry, this is actually a fun story and the truth is it isn’t even mine.
what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works
no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.
Perfect metaphor is perfect.
Yes thank you!
My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!
THIS IS THE COOLEST ONE WTF IT EVEN HAS A BACKSTORY AND LIKE HABITS?????
Every fucking morning
BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP